Breakdown
Director: Jonathan Mostow
Writers: Jonathan Mostow, Sam Montgomery
Stars: Kurt Russell, J.T. Walsh, Kathleen Quinlan
The time has come and gone. Did you feel it? That's right. We are past the halfway mark to the most glorious night of all nights: Halloween. So I'm sure most of you reading this has watched Michael Myers stalk his (not)sister across all of Haddonfield on super duper high-def 30k whatever. However, have you had the pleasure of watching the NBC 1981 Halloween night television premiere of the John Carpenter classic Halloween recorded on a used Radio Shack video tape that previously contained recordings of bland people in beige suits speaking in "How to Sell Time Shares" seminars? If you answered no, boy-howdy it's your lucky day. One LUCKY winner will win the VHS copy of Halloween I just described complete with commercials, extra tv made scenes (that Carpenter himself made and later was sad about), and occasional weird tracking lines from my VCR.
How to Enter: Tell me what your second favorite Halloween movie is. Either in the comments section of this post or in the Facebook post for this contest. That's it. That's all you have to do and at the end of the week I will randomly pick a winner and send this beauty to your home.
Hey you. Yeah you. Welcome to day 18 of the Candy and Corpses Strychnine Awards. I'm currently sitting here watching the Knight Rider Halloween episode titles "Forever Knight" and there's a guy in a gorilla suit strangling women while Laura Branigan's "Self Control." plays in the background. That has nothing to do with this award but I'm just telling you to show yo my frame of mind.
Anyways, on to the awards!
October 18th, 2021: The award for best Original Face-Off goes to...
Hey there fiends, welcome to day 17 of the Candy and Corpses Strychnine Awards. When I was younger I really wanted to be a ghost hunter. Especially after watching Ghostbusters in the theater as a kid. Little did I know that instead of running around with proton packs and chasing people turned into demon dogs, "really life" ghost hunters mostly just sat in dilapidated buildings watching rats scurry by their feet as they ate a bologna sandwich and listened for the occasional eerie noise to be made. "No, it wasn't the old rusty pipes. It is the cries of a 17th century barmaid who may have died of consumption right at this very spot." Don't get me wrong. I'm believer. I just don't like being dirty and I get tired easily so...
Anyways, on to the awards!
October 17th, 2021: The award for best Possessed Youtuber Gone Wild goes to...
Hello creeps and welcome to day 16 of the Candy and Corpses Strychnine Awards. I talk about it all the time but damn I miss those days of walking into a video rental store and spending forever looking at all the VHS boxes in the horror section. I pretty much always rented movies based on how cool the cover looked. Lots of gore and sexy ladies and monsters sign me up! They just don't make movie posters and dvd cover art like they used to with 80s VHS. It all looks the same now. Okay now I just made myself sad. At least I'm just glad there are companies like Shout Factory and Vinegar Syndrome and Severin films that continue that horror shock art tradition.
Anyways, on to the awards!
October 16th, 2021: The award for best Lipstick Magic Trick goes to...