2020 Texas Gladiators aka Anno 2020 - I Gladiatori del Futuro is a film by Joe D'Amato about post-apocalyptic Texas. A ragtag band of scantily clad Texans fight against a fascist regime (who wear fancy helmets and wield clear plastic shields and uzis) that is trying to take control of... well Texas I guess. Yeah, it's set in the year 2020. Holy shit, this is the perfect film for right now. Stressful times ya know? The moral of the story is (spoiler alert!!!!) that fascists will always get their asses kicked in the end. I'm looking at you, you melty creamsicle looking dumbfuck of a president. Well, at least there is still plenty of spare cans of aquanaut and vats of peroxide after the apocalypse. You might be starving but your hair is gonna look awesome. It seems as though maybe clothing is hard to come by though. Just have to cover your dirty bits with scraps of shredded leather like everyone else. Oh yeah, and make sure you stock up on the guzzaline for your dirt bikes. And be sure to wipe those seat down, especially after a day of riding around in your ass-less chaps.
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