Monday, October 18, 2021

I Can't Feel My Face.

Hey you. Yeah you. Welcome to day 18 of the Candy and Corpses Strychnine Awards. I'm currently sitting here watching the Knight Rider Halloween episode titles "Forever Knight" and there's a guy in a gorilla suit strangling women while Laura Branigan's "Self Control." plays in the background. That has nothing to do with this award but I'm just telling you to show yo my frame of mind. 

Anyways, on to the awards!

October 18th, 2021: The award for best Original Face-Off goes to...  

Les Yeux sans Visage aka Eyes Without a Face (1960)
Directed by Georges Franju

If my loved one lost her face I would do whatever I had to do to get her a new face. Even if I had to steal someone else's face to give it to her. Does that make me a bad person? I think not. And I would continue stealing peoples faces until we found the right one. And once we did I would still steal people's faces just in case her new face ever started to look droopy or anything. I'm going to keep her face looking great forever. Anyways, let me know if you wanna come over and hang out. We could watch Eyes Without a Face. I have snacks.







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