Hi there and welcome to day 8 of the Candy and Corpses Strychnine Awards. Ya know, I've been thinking about the Devil a lot lately. Yeah, he's had a lot of time to take control of the world but so far I don't see any hellfire and brimstone and all that. Sure, humanity has reach peak shittiness of late but it seems to usually be championed by followers of the the other guy upstairs. Satan did have his way in the 80s with all of the awesome heavy metal and horror movies and Dungeons and Dragons he made. He was pretty busy back then. Now, not so much.
Anyways enough of that and on to the awards
October 8th, 2021: The award for best Killers Controlled by Satan in a Jar goes to...
Directed by John Carpenter
If I told you "Alice Cooper" plays a homicidal homeless man controlled by a jar of swirling slime that claims to be Satan would I have your attention? I have to say that getting beaten to death with office furniture is not a way I want to go. Also, if I am going to be possessed by the Devil I do not want someone puking in my mouth. That's just disgusting.
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