Robot's Got Your Eyes.

Hello creeps and other weirdo peeps. Welcome to round 6 of the Candy and Corpses Strychnine Awards! Wanna hear some overly personal information that you didn't ask for? So anyways, I have severe OCD. If I hear a noise I have to see what it is. I especially dislike loud noises. (funny coming from a punk rock drummer who played in bands for 30 years). Add to that I get severely nervous about maintaining sameness or stability in my surrounding "controllable" environment. So yeah, I look out my windows uncontrollably all the time. I have a saying "I don't want to watch you, I just want to watch you go away." I am the spooky old lady peeking out my blinds. I hope to one day be known as the creepy old Witch that lives in the spooky house to all the neighborhood children.

Anyways enough of that and on to the awards

October 6th, 2021: The award for best Creeper with an Eye Socket Gouge goes to...  

Hardware (1990)

Directed by Richard Stanley

Hardware is one of my favorite movies. Post apocalyptic cyber-horror with tons of mood and neon and PIL music. Also, it's always so therapeutic when the creepy stalker dude takes a drill to the face. The scumbag should've listened to the title song... "This is what you want but this is what you'll get."