The year is 2020. That sentence alone is enough to send you quivering and screaming into the night. It's like we are all living in a shared horror film that never seems to end. It's kind of like if Shock Waves (nazi zombies), Cabin Fever (face eating plague), and The Dead Zone (evil President hellbent on total annihilation) had a baby and was produced by Irwin Allen (The Master of 70s Disaster films). But don't worry my dears, boy do I have a remedy for you!
Ready for it?! More spooky, scary, creepy, Halloween season than you can shake a femur bone at. Yes, here at Candy and Corpses Inc we have decided that Halloween starts September 1st and continues straight through until New Years day (or until the world explodes, whichever comes first). Okay okay, so yes, here at The Dollhouse of horrors we celebrate Halloween 369 days a year (aw yeah!!! so good we added 4 extra days just so we could say 69 and laugh). But this time of year and especially during this craptastic anxiety filled apocalyptic rat-corpse sandwich of a year it's in our blood to ramp it up to 11.
Pull out your candy corn and Dracula capes. There will be vintage Halloween commercials, horror film countdowns, spooky cartoons, random creepy old tv shows, spine-tingling music, and much, much more.
Keep your eyes peeled open for your daily blood spurts of spookiness and pus oozes of fun. So without further ado...
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